Are you a criminal who specializes in violent crimes.Tried of looking over your shoulder for the strong arm of the law.
MOVE TO PHILADELPHIA!
These are just a few of the glowing benefits you can enjoy.
- High cost of living = a greater "take" in muggings
- Almost no public perception of getting help from police
- Secluded, rarely patrolled urban areas providing extra privacy for you and your victim
- Enjoy committing crimes surrounded by classic American history
- A city flooded with like-minded individuals you could even consider expanding your criminal enterprise.
- Problem loosing your handgun, no worries in Philadelphia you can purchase as many as you want. Thats right NO LIMIT HANDGUN LAW, this could even create a new line of business for you!
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