Maury in '08

As 2008 races into the broadcast season the Maury Show will once again fill its stage with questionable lifestyle choices that have inevitably resulted in the birth of a child or 12. But this really isn't anything new to Maury viewers and in fact has been the overwhelming theme to the show for many seasons. While I realize there are likely to be no shortage of guests fitting this criteria I do believe faithful viewers of the show need demand more after so much repetition.

So without further ado I bring you my Maury Show concept(s) for 2008.

For the ladies:
- Should this be your first time on the show and you are getting a paternity test and you proclaim your absolute certainty that so and so is the father and it turns out “not” to be the father, the mother gets her tubes tied right there on the show.

- Should this be your second or more time on the show and you are getting a paternity test and you proclaim your absolute certainty that so and so is the father and it turns out “not” to be the father, the child in question gets euthanized right there on the show.

For the fellas:
- Should this be your first time on the show and the test shows you “are” the father you get a vasectomy right there on the show.

- Should this be your second or more time on the show and the test shows you “are” the father you get castrated right there on the show.

Now thats must see tv!