Friday, March 28, 2008

An end to Humanity

While riding my bike to work the other day I saw this bumper sticker. And I gotta say I completely agree with it. Being a hardened Atheist I have the unique ability to look at magical belief systems a little bit more objectively then those who believe in magic. But I would like to take this one step further, I would like to start seeing a similar bumper sticker / brand message that says "You can't be Catholic & Religious Tolerant".

At the root of any religion is a stern belief that this and only this scripture is "it", there is no room or tolerance for any other beliefs. And in fact to even entertain another view would be sacrilegious, in that it would completely undermine the entire premise. Now i'm not sure how other religions feel on abortion but this new sticker idea is very flexible. It will pretty much work for any religion, start cashing in now!

In House of Scoshua's continuing coverage of "God either doesn't exist or hates humanity"

In northeastern India a woman thought to be a witch was tied to a tree and beaten.

And in Wisconsin an 11 year old girl dies from a very treatable form of diabetes as her parents leave her fate in gods hands with prayer.

Lawless Philadelphia

Are you a criminal who specializes in violent crimes.

Tried of looking over your shoulder for the strong arm of the law.

MOVE TO PHILADELPHIA!

These are just a few of the glowing benefits you can enjoy.

- High cost of living = a greater "take" in muggings
- Almost no public perception of getting help from police
- Secluded, rarely patrolled urban areas providing extra privacy for you and your victim
- Enjoy committing crimes surrounded by classic American history
- A city flooded with like-minded individuals you could even consider expanding your criminal enterprise.
- Problem loosing your handgun, no worries in Philadelphia you can purchase as many as you want. Thats right NO LIMIT HANDGUN LAW, this could even create a new line of business for you!

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Jaga, give me sight beyond sight

I think that if we could somehow capture an image of Tyra Banks spirit it would look very similar to this...

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

TRON II

As everyone knows 2012 will be the end of the world a-la-Mayan Calendar. And while this news is certainly not in my top 10 things I want to happen prior to our earthly demise it just might be in my top 100. Disney has announced the promise of a sequel to what just may arguably be their greatest movie TRON. Not enough chips on the table for you, no fear. They will also be re-releasing TRON 1 in 3-D! I can think of no better way to ring in the end of humanity!

Tuesday, March 4, 2008