Culinary Sellout?

I guess when you don't have a culinary reputation to start with it's hard to sell one out?

Jesus is Packin!

Recently a crazy person shot up several people in Colorado with some unique sub-texts. While that event itself not very unique, if there is anything the earth is not short of its people shooting other people. What is a little unique about this shooting is that the gunman apparently targeted good Samaritan's and church worshipers. Well perhaps the targeting of religious worshipers isn't really that unique in this modern age of global holy war. This is what I find the most interesting about this story. Now I know many of you that know me probably think that the next sentence is going to be something to the effect of... "Why didn't Jesus himself come down from the heavens and defend his worshipers personally with a gatling gun of justice?" But no that's not it either. What I find most interesting about this is that the conclusion of this crazy persons rampage came in the form of a bullet discharged from the weapon of an armed guard at the church. Really? I'm not even sure what question to ask or position to take. Now I haven't actually been to a church in many years, mostly due to a strong fear I have that the moment I step through its threshold my skin will instantly burst into flames. Regardless, is this common? are armed guards in church's a normal occurrence? It just seems to go against the fundamental morality and principles of religion. I mean I suppose it was good someone was there packin heat and had the stones to let the hammer down but still this just doesn't seem like the type of cowboy the good book would condone minding the fence. It could be just one of those "middle state" bizarre interpretations of the scripture that seem to support turning a blind eye to violence as long is it done for the "greater Christian good". However either way something just doesn't seem to sit right about it.

I'd love to see a church/gun pie chart with facts and figures regarding how many churches have armed guards. Perhaps a boolean chart that has all that info overlaid with the major denominations too!

Office Max : Elf Yourself is for Ass Holes?

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Our friends over at Pardonmeduke sent over some holiday cheer with the Office Max Flash based Elf Yourself greeting.

Well I sent one back, I think "heart warming" are just some of the emotions conjured up by this fantastic holiday greeting.

Thanks Office Max! : Watch it here.

Rainbow 6 - Vegas II

I was very happy to hear that the Tom Clancy franchise was working on Rainbow 6 Vegas II. The original Rainbow 6 Vegas was my #1 pick for best game on the Xbox 360, now number 2 due to Call Of Duty Modern Warfare, sorry Halo fans. Rainbow 6 Vegas I was really an amazing culmination of first person shooter wish-list achievements.

A few highlights:
- In story mode your computer based team actually performs like a team rather then a bunch of drunk tards out on treasure hunt.
- You can actually give commands to the team from remote locations.
- The story mode was quite a long game, more then I can say for Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon 2. (I think Rainbow 6 Vegas may have been 3 times longer)
- The multiplayer actually had strategic playability in terms of level design.

Ok on to Vegas II. At the Spike TV Video Game Awards, VGA's, the trailer for Vegas II was released. Ok you have 2 options, either read this line.
- Hey they are making a Rainbow 6 Vegas II.
or
- Watch this video.

You will walk away with the exact same depth of information. Way to go on a cheap ass trailer Tom Clancy!

The Army Invades my Entertainment

So the same day I posted an entry regarding the U.S. Army's ad placement logic on SuperDeluxe.com, they again invade my entertainment happiness. Later that night I went to go see The Golden Compass. It wasn't really that great. While I did enjoy the negative Christianity over/under tones, the film itself took so long to get off the ground. To make matters worse there are still 2 additional movies that will have to be released in this trilogy in order to complete the story. I think one of my biggest complaints SPOILER ALERT no major character dies. In classic epic story telling you kind of need an element like that. Nicole Kidman is quite magical looking but she has this really weird wavy line thing going on under her nose?

Ok I digress lets get to the U.S. Army part. We get to the theater about 5-10 mins before the movie starts and during the time where most theaters have stupid movie trivia games projected on the screen, this is what the audience of the 9:30 pm showing of The Golden Compass was treated to.

Thanks Propaganda Machine! Want to see the site for this grand piece of propaganda? - go here.

The Super Army Deluxe

While enjoying the most recent episode, episode #5, of Tim and Eric Nite Live on SuperDeluxe.com something odd popped up. Prior to the video starting was a video ad for the U.S. Army,,, really? Is this a good focus group for you. Are you really that desperate? Next we are going to start seeing ads on AARP.org. As a side note Great Show Tim and Eric, and um good job U.S. Army?

E7 Gift Guide Special

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Special guest co-host, Mr. Jay



SHOW TOPICS:

Opening Music : Money Ain't a Thing by Jay Z

Tonights Cocktail(s) : The High Life,
MiG-29 (6 oz water + Airborne tablet orange fizz flavor + vodka)

Microsoft Broke my Crack Pipe : 360 Update Hurts COD Multiplayer.
(not for long, was back up after the show!)

Michael Ian Black & Michael Showwalter Live : Review of their live show in Philly.

No Country For Old Men Review : Go See It!, I also fuck up who directed it :-(

Terminator Salvation : Christian Bale set to play the Terminator.

-- The Gift Guide for the Modern Man --

Help Yer Man Become a Boy :
1) Waring Pro Martini Maker (just kidding)
2) Head Phones - Sony Eggo MDR-D333F, MDR-D777SL, Etymotic Research ER6, Ultimate Ears super.fi 5 Pro
3) Hot Toys Action Figures, (Legend Toys & Hobbies, Alter Ego Comics)
4) Obey Posters, ISO 50 Prints, Subliminal Projects

Help Yer Man Become a Man:
1) Shaving Science at ClassicShaving.com
2) Harold McGee - On Food and Cooking, Michael Ruhlman - The Elements of Cooking
3) 8" Chef's Knives - Kershaw, Global, Wustof, Henckels
4) Fashion Forward Accessories - Nau, Nike ID, Neighborhoodies, Nixon, Gus, Puma

Jennifer Love Hewitt : So what happened?

Closing Music : Get Money by The Notorious B.I.G.

They drew first blood , not me.....

Rambo promos appear in Philadelphia's underworld (well the subway to be exact). Is that really supposed to be a stencil of Sylvester Stallone? This is making me start to think that perhaps Che may also look completely different in real life! If you missed out on the trailer for the new Rambo you can check it here, looks to be a blood-fest.

We can only hope it holds a candle to this Rambo.

Top 3 Reasons no EP7 today

#3 We had to make these Post Thanksgiving Day Turkey Enchiladas
#2 We are just way to addicted to Call Of Duty Modern Warfare
#1 Scott is sicky :-(

E6 Happy Thanksgiving

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SHOW TOPICS:

Opening Music : Rhythm is a Dancer by Snap


Tonights Cocktail : Rum-Spiced Cider
2 qts apple cider
1/3 cup light brown sugar
2 cinnamon sticks
12 whole cloves
12 allspice berries
2 cups dark rum (Sailor Jerry Rum)
1/2 stick unsalted butter
(cook it all up and pour into glasses, add the rum as close to the end as possible)

Muay Thai : A little post fight review of Josh's second Muay Thai Smooker Fight.

Toys R' Us : House of Scoshua makes a fun trip to the toy store! (a pic of Scott's Patlabor)

Call Of Duty Modern Warfare : A Complete Review.

Squirter Experiences : House of Scoshua gets the low down.

Matt Katz : Sploshing and a Humanitarian Trip to Africa.

Philadelphia High Class Escort : We call Jenna the escort.

Closing Music : Rock Lobster by The B52's

Josh's Muay Thai Smooker!

The Josh half of Scoshua's Muay Thai Fight from Sat Nov. 17th. I won by decision, and a lot of cut kicks! (Im on the right in the blue body guard) Special thanks to Daddis Fight Camp and the staff for helping me train for this event.

Round 1


Round 2


Round 3

E5 Guest-A-Lots

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SHOW TOPICS:

Opening Music : Number One Spot by Ludacris

Tonights Cocktail : El Matador
1.5 oz of Tequila (Herradura)
Redbull
(In an 8ball glass add ice, tequila and top with RedBull)

Night of a Million Boobies : Delilah's Anniversary Party and Strip Club Culture.

Clark & Michael : Internet TV.

Call Of Duty 4 : I try and talk and review COD 4 with 2 people that have never played it!

Dog Check In : Would it be a House of Scoshua podcast without a Dog Bounty Hunter topic?

Muay Thai Updates : I got to beat students up and my upcoming fight on Nov 17th.

Lesbian Bukkake & Squirter's : We try and make sense of it all.

Sex advice : How long is a quickie?

Dead Air : Philebrity gives House of Scoshua the cold shoulder.

Closing Music : Music Is The Answer (Fire Island's ''La Musica Es La Respuesta'' Mix) by Danny Tenaglia feat. Celeda

The Good The Bad & The Topics

Well the bad news is no podcast this week. Sorry listeners but you will just have to tide yourself over with our exclusive Dog the Bounty Hunter interview and Free Music downloads with Matthew Bandy.

But that said lets get down to some of the topics that will be in next weeks really big show.

The Night of a million boobies/fried foods! : Scoshua attends Delilah's Anniversary party courtesy of Gyro Worldwide (Dont know what Delilah's is just click here!)

Scoshua + Katz = Happy Listening : Syndicated Columnist Matt Katz joins House of Scoshua to offer up some life/relationship topics. And if your real good, in the future we will have a write in section to get relationship advice from the man himself.

Call of duty 4 Modern Warfare : We give a full review! (could be the real reason there is no cast this week?)

Strike First Strike Hard! : Josh of Scoshua gets to participate and beat people up in a Muay Thai blue level test.

Lesbian Bukkake Porn : wikipedia?

Freelancers Union : Freelancers Union in Philly!

Next weeks show will be recorded the night of Tuesday the 13th and posted the morning of Wednesday the 14th. Thanks again.

Some Free Music with Matthew Bandy

Friend of Josh, one half of scoshua, Matthew Bandy, of Limestone Recordings has posted a new mix at Deep Rhythms!
Download some sexy grooves.
(click here to get it)

Exclusive Dog Chapman Interview

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House of Scoshua lands an exclusive interview with Dog the Bounty Hunter.

E4 Happy Halloween!

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SHOW TOPICS:

Opening Music : Halloween by The Misfits


Tonights Cocktail : Tonights cocktail comes from the pages of the current issue of Inked Magazine.
The Pinchas
1.5 oz Top Shelf Bourbon (Basil Hayden's)
1 oz Cointreau
.5oz Lemon Juice
Framboise (Rasberry) Lambic
(Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Add the first three ingredients. Stir. Pour the mixture into a champagne flute and top with Framboise)

Allergies : Vicks Personal Steam Inhaler, Netty Pot

Troubled Waters for Dog : Off Air Interview with Dog Chapman

Nov Game Release :
- Call Of Duty Modern Warfare (Nov 5th)
- Blacksite Area 51(Nov 12th)
- Assassins Creed (Nov 13th)
- Soldier of Fortune Payback (Nov 13th)
- Need For Speed Pro Street (Nov 13th)
- Americas Army True Soldiers (Nov 15th)
- Kane & Lynch (Nov 20th)
- Mass Effect (Nov 20th)

Party Time : Red Tettemer/2wenty5ifthfloor Party (?questlove, beers)
Will House of Scoshua get an interview with Philebrity to discuss their disgust with Philadelphia agency culture?

Halloween Culture : Bucks County Playhouse presents Rocky Horror Picture Show
(pics from the show, pic 1, pic 2, pic 3, pic 4, pic 5)

Action Figure Review : Shipwreck the first openly gay action figure gets re-issued by Hasbro for 25th anniversary. (pic 1, pic 2, pic 3, pic 4)

Halloween Party Time : Josh, Scott, Scott's Badge, Nick Nolte, Karate Man, Funky Chick, Drag Show, Dino Girl, Batman Jr.

Closing Music : Thriller by Michael Jackson

This Weeks Podcast

This weeks podcast will be delayed. Should be posted the morning of Friday the 2nd. Why you ask, well several reasons.

1) My allergies are actually trying to kill me.
2) Big Halloween party on the 31st and want to include some of the antics in the podcast.
3) Our podcast fund from apple didn't come through?

If its any consolation, we did drink White Russians tonight. Thanks Scotty I don't really thing the milk helped my allergies!

(some topics to look forward to, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Shipwreck Re-Issue Gay Action Figure, Halloween Costumes, Drinks, and more...)

Some Free Music W/ Chris McNaughty

Friend of the show Chris McNaughty, of Relay Recordings has posted his newest mix! Get it and give it a listen.
(click here to get it) (click here to get a track listing)

New Equipment

Here at House Of Scoshua we have been using the Samson podcast kit. Its def a little tuff for two people to use at the same time. Well those days are over. Starting with the next episode we will be using a much more pro-level set up. Still trying to figure out how to mix in a phone-call, but rest assured we have some techy's on it!

THE STATS:
Yamaha MW10c USB mixer
2 Audio-Technica PRO 8HEx headset Microphones

E3 Kicks Ass!

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SHOW TOPICS:

Opening Music : Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears for Fears


Tonights Cocktail(s) : Miller High Life, Pumpkin Pie Shot (Frangelico, Ciroc Vodka, cinnamon, Nutmeg), Dirty Banana (Banana liqueur, Godiva White Chocolate Liqueur, Ciroc Vodka), ?Shot (creme de cassis, Frangelico, Ciroc Vodka)

Good News : Capcom Announces Street Fighter 4!

Movie Review : Attack Force w/ Steven Segal.

Product Review : Storm Trooper Helmet Review. Sample pic.

Game Review : Team Fortress II.

Angry Girl : Another Bad Date.

International Dj Stories : David Hollands Shares International Stories. Make sure to check out Fuerzabruta.

Closing Music : Money Ain't a Thing by JayZ.

This Weeks Post

Hi all, this weeks post will be made on the Morning of Wed the 24th. Not to leave our few listeners hangin, heres the trailer for Steven Segal's "Attack Force" which we will be reviewing!

We Made it to Number 2

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SHOW TOPICS:

Opening Music : Don't You Forget About Me by Simple Minds


Tonights Cocktail : The Rum Runner

Local Events : IHOP, Buffalo Burgers, Beer Can Chicken, and Second Thoughts, a Pic of Scott Sleeping at Ikea.

Interview Teaser : NSA, we are not giving up our sources!

Thundercats the Movie : Our Ideas about character selections.

Tonights Mystery Guest : We ask the tuff questions!

RIAA & Independent Music : Radiohead and NIN go independent.

Plugs for next weeks show.

Closing Music : You Used To Hold Me (DJ Hyperactive's Chicago 303 Mix) by Ralphi Rosario presents Xaviera Gold

Numero Uno

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SHOW TOPICS :

Opening Music : New Jersey Deep by Black Science Orchestra

Tonights Cocktail : The Greyhound

Angry Girl : Attempt One (Technical Probs)

Local Events : Shadybook Farm Pumpkin Picking, carving pics pic1, pic2, pic3

Halo 3 : Review of Halo 3

Adobe CS3 : A Rant About Adobe CS3

Angry Girl : Do Over, Date Desasters

Ad Agency Horror Story

Ironman Trailer Review : View the Trailer

Eastern Promises : View the Trailer, Fresh Air Interview

J-Lo : Who Cares

Closing Music : Bamboo Banga by M.I.A.